CONTROL reports on postproduction:
REVIEWING FOOTAGE TO REACH EDIT OPERATION
ADVISE THIS IS LONG PROCESS (MONTHS) TO BE FOLLOWED BY SOUND POSTPRODUCTION PHASE OF OP.
WILL CONTINUE OPERATION UPDATES
CONTROL OUT
ABOUT THE OPERATION
Archives
OPERATION: DRUM SOLO II
Wednesday, May 11, 2011
OPERATION DRUM SOLO is a success – last night Agents completed their investigation of ADVERSARY HQ, capturing enemy technologies including the TAUTOLOGY INVERTER and the EGO PERMUTATIONRY.
OPERATION: DRUM SOLO
Wednesday, May 4, 2011
Assignment: OPERATION DRUM SOLO underway. Last night we rampaged through the computer labs of ADVERSARY way back in the late 1950s and saw the true self of SANTA CLAUS, spymaster for The Opposition.
ADVISORY: Niles Film Museum
Wednesday, April 20, 2011
CONTROL ADVISORY – Opposition agents sighted at Niles Film Museum – proceed OPERATION YEARBOOK with caution
OPERATION FOOL
Friday, April 1, 2011
CONTROL advises excessive vigilance on this day due to unexplained rash of false reporting and unverifiable data from normally-reliable information sources
OPERATION: ETERNAL WAKING NIGHTMARE
Monday, March 14, 2011
Narrowly avoided being assigned to OPERATION: IMPENDING DOOM 2. Fortunately am now assigned to less-doomed OPERATION: ETERNAL WAKING NIGHTMARE
The timeless Bic Cristal
Saturday, February 26, 2011
Fortunately for agents taking part in the NEMESIS Out-Of-Sequencery Initiative, the Bic Cristal® Ballpoint pen was introduced in 1950 and has looked nearly identical through the end of the 20th century.
CABLE: overheard at a cafe
Tuesday, February 15, 2011
REPORT FROM CONTROL: while sitting in a cafe, overheard a nearby patron say “but does NEMESIS even exist anymore?”
Both parties in the conversation left before operatives could determine what they were discussing
CONTROL OUT
Astronomers weigh in on Nemesis
Tuesday, February 15, 2011
In the news today: Science determines that Nemesis’ good twin may not exist.
Tyche is named for the goddess of “luck” – the “good sister” of the goddess Nemesis in Greek mythology. Nemesis (also “Rhamnousia”) being the goddess of vengeance, or the opponent.
But actually Tyche the hypothetical astronomical body is another name for Nemesis, the hypothetical astronomical body.
Space.com has more on Nemesis, which does not exist, unless it does.
OPERATION: GILLIAM
Monday, September 13, 2010
Assignment: OPERATION GILLIAM completed! Even while strapped to a bed at the Mansfield Center For Mental Health, our operative assured us “I’m not crazy!!!1!”